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       Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I didn't read all of the shrink-wrap license
       agreement on my new software until after I opened it."  Beads of sweat
       fly off Dilbert's forehead and he pulls nervously at his tie.  
       Dilbert continues, "Apparently I agreed to spend the rest of my life
       as a towel boy in Bill Gates' new mansion."  Dogbert replies, "Call
       your lawyer."   Dilbert says, "Too late.  He opened the software
       yesterday.  Now he's Bill Gates' laundry boy."  Dogbert says, "It must
       be dangerous for lawyers to iron pants.  They'd always have one hand
       in a pocket."
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