Dilbert - 1997-01-12 - 
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       The caption says, "Buying a car."  Dilbert sits across from a car
       salesman's desk.  The salesman says, "You're one tough negotiator." 
       Dilbert replies, "Thanks."   The salesman says, "It only took you four
       hours to get me all the way down to the manufacturer's suggested
       retail price."   The salesman cries, "There's no profit left!!  My
       family will go hungry!!"  The man bawls.   The salesman stops crying
       and says, "Sorry.  I assume you want the rust inhibitor coating for
       only $500."  Dilbert replies, "Um . . .Yeah.  Rust is bad."   The man
       jumps up and shouts, "Yes!!  Ka-ching ka-ching!"   The salesman says,
       "Sorry.  We also have an invisible spray that protects against scurvy
       and tax audits."  Dilbert replies, "Well . . . Okay."   The salesman
       says, "Initial here if you want your airbag to be full of fresh aspen
       air instead of gravel."  Dilbert reads the contract and says, "Only
       $600."   Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "And the lease terms are
       engraved on this free hood ornament!"  Dogbert replies, "Be glad they
       didn't install it."
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