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       The Boss says, "Alice, I'd like your input on something."   Alice
       thinks, "Uh-oh . . . My intuition is activating the fist of death. 
       Must . . . Control . . ."   They sit at a conference table and the
       Boss says, "Our corporate culture is bad."   The Boss continues, "I'm
       trying to find the cause."   Alice replies, "Well, obviously the
       problem isn't caused by managers who have no self-awareness . . . So
       what could it be?"   Alice continues, "The culture problem must be
       coming from the other direction.  Some EMPLOYEE must be causing this
       problem!"   Alice continues, "I think it's the guy in the mail room. 
       His bad culture is infecting the rest of us."   The Boss stands in the
       mail room.  A man says, "If this is about that conference room full of
       mail, I don't know how it got there."
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