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       Dogbert answers the phone and says, "This is Dogbert.  How may I abuse
       you?"   The Boss sits at his desk and says into the telephone, "I need
       to move my cursor to the right but my mouse is at the edge of the
       mousepad."   Dogbert asks, "Have you tried rebooting without saving
       your files?"   The Boss replies, "Yeah, several times."   Dogbert
       asks, "Have you tried moving your desk?"   The Boss pushes his desk.  
       The Boss says, "It didn't work."  Dogbert says, "You need my $800
       mousepad upgrade."   The Boss asks Carol, "What account does this get
       charged to?"  Carol replies, "'Idiot Expense,' just like everything
       else."
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