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 (IMG) 1996-12-23
       Dilbert sits at his desk and says into the telephone, "I'd like a
       direct flight . . . Aisle seat . . . And an upgrade to first class if
       possible."   The airline ticket agent replies, "The best I can do is
       to put you in an overhead luggage bin . . . With one stop in North
       Korea."   Dilbert asks, "Is it non-smoking?"  The ticket salesperson
       replies, "That depends on how accurate the anti-aircraft fire is."
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