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 (IMG) 1996-12-16
       Dilbert and an Elbonian man sit at a conference table.  The Elbonian
       says, "Our Elbonian database product can replace every one of your
       current systems."  Dilbert says, "No thanks."   The Elbonian tells
       Alice, "It can do payroll, accounts receivable, inventory, sales . .