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 (IMG) 1996-12-09
       Catbert sits on his desk.  Alice says to him, "The mandatory upaid
       overtime is immoral.  It's destroying the quality of my life."  
       Catbert replies, "Alice, Alice, Alice . . . Companies are designed to
       maximize stockholder value, not employee happiness."   Alice says,
       "Maybe the head of Human Resources should be a human."  Catbert
       replies, "Privately I refer to myself as the Director of Disgruntled
       Cat Toys."
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