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       Dilbert, Alice, Wally and Asok sit at a conference table.  Dilbert
       says, "Our pointy-haired boss will be joining us by speakerphone."  
       Alice tells Asok, "This is an important part of your engineering
       trainig, Asok."  Asok asks, "What do I do?"   Wally explains, "When
       Alice presses the mute button, you make witty and sarcastic remarks." 
       The phone rings.   The Boss says, "Hello, everyone.  I'd like to talk
       about the new compensation plan."  Alice presses a button and points
       to Asok.   Asok says, "Tell us some lies, you ugly, two-faced,
       hypocritical troll!"   Asok continues, "I am Asok the Intern and I
       spit on your feeble compensation plan!"   Asok continues, "I've found
       stuff on the bottom of my shoe that was smarter than you!!"  He
       laughs.   Dilbert and Asok walk out of the conference room.  Dilbert
       says, "Next time, a bit wittier . . . And make sure Alice really
       presses the mute button."
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