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       Catbert stands at his desk thinking, "My tail is twitching . . ."  
       Catbert thinks, "That can only mean it's time to write some more evil
       policies."   Catbert types, "To: all employees.  Subject: new policy."
         Dilbert gets the e-mail message and reads, "Employees must wear
       shoes that are one size smaller than their feet."   Alice reads, "This
       will reduce wear and tear on carpets by five percent."   Catbert
       thinks, "This is my favorite part."  He types, "We must do this to be
       competitive."   A woman enters Catbert's office and says, "I'm a
       reporter for 'Evil HR Policies Weekly.'  Do you have any success
       stories?"  Catbert purrs.   The caption says, "This is how industry
       practices are born."  The journalist asks, "Has anyone complained
       about the 'Footsizing' program?"  Catbert replies, "I haven't listened
       to a single complaint."
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