Dilbert - 1996-11-17 -
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The Boss enters a row of cubicles and thinks, "The powerful leader
enters Cubeville to inspire the wretched underlings." The Boss peers
into Dilbert's cubicle and thinks, "He spots one of the little people
in desperate need of a morale boost." The Boss thinks, "The leader
carefully assesses the situation. Every solution is unique." The
Boss says, "Try identifying the problem and then solving it." The
Boss thinks, "The leader waits while the brilliance of his
contribution sinks in." Dilbert says, "That's a much better idea
than what I was doing." Dilbert continues sarcastically, "I've been
sitting here all day randomly pressing keys, but you've shown me a
better way!" The Boss thinks, "Suddenly the leader remembers why he
rarely visits Cubeville." Dilbert says, "My morale is soaring."
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