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       Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "I've been
       offered a promotion in another department."   The caption says,
       "Fantasy."  Dilbert says, "I'm outta here, you worthless piece of
       snail crud!!"  Dilbert laughs wickedly.   The caption says, "Reality."
        Dilbert says, "I meekly request to be released from my current
       assignment."   The caption says, "Fantasy."  The Boss says, "I would
       never stand in your way.  Congratulations!"   The caption says,
       "Reality."  The Boss says, "I can't release you.  You're too
       valuable."   The caption says, "Fantasy."  Dilbert pulls the Boss's
       tie and says, "If I'm so valuable, explain my last raise!!!"   The
       caption says, "Reality."  The Boss says, "In fact, I have ANOTHER
       valuable assignment for you."  Dilbert stands in stunned silence.  
       Dilbert tells Wally, I'm doing a survey to find out why morale is so
       low."  Wally replies, "I think it's your breath."
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