Dilbert - 1996-11-03 - 
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       Dilbert stands in line at a cash register.  He thinks, "Mmm . . . Soon
       you will be mine, little chocolate bar."  The customer ahead of him
       says, "I think I have exact change."   Dilbert smells the candy bar
       and thinks, "I can smell it through the wrapper."  The woman reaches
       into her purse and says, "Here's a nickel."   Dilbert thinks, "I rub
       it on my arm to get the total body experience."  The woman looks into
       her pocketbook and says, "No, that's a breath mint."   Dilbert holds
       the candy bar over his head and thinks, "I am transported to another
       dimension."  The woman says, "Ooh, a roll of pennies . . . No,
       lipstick."   Dilbert looks at the woman as she says, "I'll give you a
       check.  Where's that checkbook?"   Dilbert snatches the woman's purse.
         Dilbert stomps on the purse while the woman watches.   Dilbert
       stands in front of the counter and says, "What a funny day to forget
       my wallet."  The woman clenches her teeth and looks angry.
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