Dilbert - 1996-10-20 -
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The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table. Wally
hands the Boss a piece of paper and says, "My project is right on
plan." Wally continues, "It began last week as a bad idea from
somebody in senior management." Wally continues, "Thanks to my
leadership, it is already an object of widespread mockery and
derision." Wally continues, "As I speak, our lawyers are purging
every last trace of value it might have had." Wally continues, "With
luck, the project will be a gigantic failure in a month." Wally
continues, "People will forget my failure and remember that I'm
experienced. Promotions will follow. Yes!!" Wally concludes, "In
six months I'll be dating an executive secretary named Yvonne."
Dilbert says, "Good plan." The Boss asks, "Wally, have you ever read
our mission statement?" Wally replies, "Yeah, but I don't subscribe
to a literal interpretation."
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