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       The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table.  Wally
       hands the Boss a piece of paper and says, "My project is right on
       plan."   Wally continues, "It began last week as a bad idea from
       somebody in senior management."   Wally continues, "Thanks to my
       leadership, it is already an object of widespread mockery and
       derision."   Wally continues, "As I speak, our lawyers are purging
       every last trace of value it might have had."   Wally continues, "With
       luck, the project will be a gigantic failure in a month."   Wally
       continues, "People will forget my failure and remember that I'm
       experienced.  Promotions will follow.  Yes!!"   Wally concludes, "In
       six months I'll be dating an executive secretary named Yvonne." 
       Dilbert says, "Good plan."   The Boss asks, "Wally, have you ever read
       our mission statement?"  Wally replies, "Yeah, but I don't subscribe
       to a literal interpretation."
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