Dilbert - 1996-10-13 - 
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       The Boss sits at his desk and says, "Alice, your performance this year
       is 'meets expectations.'  You get a two percent raise."   Alice looks
       shocked and says, "MEETS EXPECTATIONS?!  I worked eighty hours every
       week!"   The Boss replies, "Yeah . . . Well, I expected that."   Alice
       yells, "I earned three patents this year!  The company will make
       millions!!"   The Boss says, "Really?  Wow.  I mean . . . I expected
       that too."   Alice clenches her teeth and shouts, "I donated bone
       marrow to our biggest customer!!!  Twice!!!"   The Boss replies, "I
       noted that under 'attendance problem.'"   Alice, Dilbert and Wally sit
       at a table eating lunch.  Alice leans on the table and covers her
       face.  Dilbert tells her, "I told you the bone marrow thing would
       haunt you."  Wally says, "I'm starting to think the time I worked
       through lunch was for nothing."
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