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       The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "Nobody has nominated a
       co-worker for a special achievement award."   The Boss continues,
       "Someone in this group must have done SOMETHING good this year."  
       Wally says, "No . . . I don't think so."  Dilbert says, "We'd remember
       something like that."   The Boss says, "This looks bad.  All the other
       departments are giving themselves awards."   The Boss says, "We might
       have to lower our standards a bit."  Alice says, "I've been proactive
       in that area."   The Boss asks, "Why are we standing in the hallway?" 
        Wally replies, "We think the room is locked."  Dilbert says, "We
       don't have the key."   The caption says, "Later that month."  The Boss
       hands Alice an award and says, "This award goes to Alice for boldly
       trying the door knob."  Alice says, "When I find out who nominated me