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       The Boss and a man sit at a conference table.  The man says, "Your
       product looks good, but you can't be our supplier unless your company
       is ISO 9000 certified."   The Boss asks, "So . . . You don't care how
       bad our internal processes are, as long as they're well-documented and
       used consistently?"   The man replies, "That's right."  The Boss says,
       "Our documented process says I must now laugh in your face and double
       our price."
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