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       Alice says to Catbert, "I need to hire a programmer for my project
       team."   Catbert says, "Our policy is to first seek candidates from
       within the company.  If none is qualified, you must use a sock
       puppet."   Alice asks, "How many of your policies are designed for the
       sole purpose of satisfying your sadistic tendencies?"  Catbert
       replies, "All of them.  Some are just more obvious."
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