Dilbert - 1996-09-22 - 
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       A man sits in his cubicle thinking, "It's time to use my speakerphone
       to do voice mail."   The man thinks, "I can't remember if I use the
       speakerphone because I'm inconsiderate or because I'm too stupid to
       know how annoying it is."   The man thinks, "I'll leave that question
       to the philosophers."   The man screams, "Hi.  Thanks for the
       information.  Talk to you later!!!"   The man shouts, "Did I tell you
       about my cyst?"  Dilbert hears the man yelling and sends an e-mail
       message that says, "Dogbert, send Bob the Dinosaur quickly!"   Bob
       says to the building security officer, "I'm here to deliver a wedgie."
        The man replies, "Use the service elevator."   Dilbert sits at his
       desk humming while the man next to him screams as Bob gives him a
       wedgie.   Dilbert presses the elevator button and asks Bob, "What's
       the best part - the look on their faces or the way they yell?"  Bob
       replies, "I'll leave that question to the philosophers."
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