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       Dilbert lies on a couch in a therapist's office.  Dilbert says, "On
       weekends I'll feel my pager vibrate . . . But when I go to check it, I
       realize I'm not wearing it."   The psychologist replies, "It's a
       classic case of phantom-pager syndrome.  It's common among technology
       workers."   The psychiatrist adds, "There's no treatment for it." 
       Dilbert says, "I don't want to treat it.  I want to relocate it."
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