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       The Boss tells Dilbert and Wally, "In today's news, our company has
       decided to buy another dying company in a business we don't fully
       understand."   The Boss continues, "Our stock rose five points on the
       announcement."   Wally asks Dilbert, "Why does our stock go up every
       time we do something boneheaded?"  Dilbert replies, "I like to think
       of it as our competitive advantage."
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