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       A man says, "In this two day workshop, you will learn to embrace our
       company's mission and vision."  Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit in the
       audience.   The man continues, "At first glance it will appear to be a
       bunch of useless jargon created by functionally illiterate
       executives."   The man continues, "But after we do some mind-numbing
       group exercises . . ."   The man continues, ". . . You'll forget that
       you're underpaid and you have no job security."   The man turns to an
       easel and says, "We'll begin by writing down all the things that
       'ethical behavior' means to you."   Alice says, "I've got a better
       idea: if you let us leave now, we'll give you high marks on the class
       evaluation."   The man stands at the front of the room thinking.  
       Wally hands the man his evaluation and says, "Good job.  You touched
       me."  The man replies, "You wish."
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