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       The Boss sits at his desk and says into the telephone, "This voice
       mail message is for the whole department."   The Boss continues,
       "Every morning from now on you'll get my 'Quality Thought of the
       Day.'"   The Boss continues, "Today's thought is . . . Um . . ."   The
       Boss looks in a desk drawer and continues, "Let's see . . . According
       to Webster's dictionary . . ."   The Boss continues, "Aardvark is a
       burrowing African mammal that eats ants."   The Boss continues, "What
       if we were more like that?"  Dilbert sits at his desk listening to the
       message.   The Boss continues, "I mean like the aardvark, not the ants