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       The Boss, Alice and Dilbert sit at a conference table.  The Boss says,
       "You employees are the key to our economic success."   The Boss
       explains, "Anytime we need a little stock-price boost, we just fire
       another batch of you.  It's like printing money!"   The Boss holds up
       a chart and says, "In fact, 'incompetence' has become our most
       profitable product."  Alice says, "Wow.  It beat out 'lying to
       customers.'"
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