Dilbert - 1996-08-04 -
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The Boss says to his secretary, "Carol, from now on I'd like you to
type up all of my incoming voice mail so I can just read it." The
Boss continues, "And print out all of my e-mail every day so I don't
have to log onto the network." The Boss continues, "And get me a
sandwich from the cafeteria. Ooh, no cash. I'll pay you back."
Carol asks, "Do you want me to prechew the sandwich or can you handle
that on your own?" Carol says to Wally and Dilbert, "Listen up, you
overpaid engineers . . ." Carol continues, "By order of our
reclusive boss, the new dress code for engineers is bumblebee
costumes." Carol continues, "If you don't believe me, send him voice
mail and ask for yourself. Oh, and he wants you to buy him a
sandwich." The Boss asks Carol, "Still no messages this week? Is
everybody out sick?" Carol replies, "I heard they have hives."
Dilbert stands next to the Boss wearing a bee costume.
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