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       Dogbert stands on a desk chair and tells Dilbert, "Here in the
       'Dogbert Institute for Advanced Thinking,' I have devised a plan for
       ending poverty."   Dogbert continues, "My plan is to wait until there
       are so many talk shows on television that all the people with wretched
       lives can be paid guests."   Dilbert asks, "What about the poor people
       who don't want to be on talk shows?"  Dogbert replies, "We'll get the
       stragglers on 'Cops.'"
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