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       Dilbert stands by the door putting his coat on.  He asks, "Dogbert, do
       you think love is the strongest force in the universe?"   Dogbert
       replies as they walk down the front steps, "No, I'd have to go with
       stupidity."   They walk outdoors.  Dogbert continues, "Followed
       closely by it's cousin ignorance."   Dilbert lifts Dogbert onto a
       fence.  Dogbert continues, "Morning breath is number three.  Thanks
       for reminding me."   Dogbert continues, "Then you've got selfishness,
       lust, fear, money and luck."   Dilbert asks, "But love is in the top
       ten, right?"  Dogbert replies, "It's fourteenth, right after foolish
       optimism."   Dilbert says, "Someone needs his little round back
       scratched."  Dogbert says, "Do not."   Dilbert scratches Dogbert's
       back and asks, "Where's love now?"  Dogbert says, "It'd down and to
       the left . . . LEFT!!  LEFT!!  LEFT!!  Oowahh . . ."
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