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       The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "Our new 'recognition program' assigns the names of
       precious gems to your levels of performance."   The Boss continues,
       "The highest level is diamond.  You get a new ring at each level." 
       The Boss hands out ring boxes.   Wally asks, "Are you sure talc is a
       precious gem?"  Dilbert moves his hand and says, "I think I saw it
       sparkle."
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