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       Alice sits at her desk.  The Boss enters and says, "According to this
       phone bill, you've been making personal calls."   The Boss continues,
       "That's like stealing from the company, Alice."   Alice clenches her
       teeth, holds her fist and thinks, "Must . . . Control . . . Fist . . .
       Of . . . Death . . ."   Alice looks at the telephone bill and says, "I
       only spent eighty cents to tell my family I was working late."   Alice
       says, "Here's a dollar.  The extra twenty cents is for the personal
       thought that I'm about to have on company time."   Alice closes her
       eyes and imagines the Boss tied up with rope.  She pictures handing
       him a stick of dynamite.   Alice says, "And here's my bill for $40,000
       in unpaid overtime that the company stole from me."   The Boss
       replies, "That's not stealing; that's being competitive."  Alice says,
       "I think I'll be competitive with a few bushels of office supplies
       later today."
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