Dilbert - 1996-07-07 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1996-07-07
       The Boss tells Dilbert, "I'll be writing your performance review this
       afternoon."   The Boss continues, "But this morning I'm helping my
       daughter sell cub girl cookies."   The Boss continues, "For your
       shopping convenience I have assigned a name to each volume level."  
       Dilbert reads, "Zero to four boxes is the 'downsizer' volume . . ."  
       Dilbert reads, "Five to eight boxes is the 'low performer' volume
       level."   Dilbert writes on the order form and says, "Let's say six
       hundred boxes."  The Boss says, "Ahh . . . The 'fast tracker.'  An
       excellent choice."   Dilbert asks, "What's your daughter's name?"  The
       Boss says, "Ooh . . . Gotta go."   Wally says, "I only bought twelve
       boxes.  Now I'm the 'United Way' chairperson."  Dilbert says, "I just
       signed your name for six hundred more."
       Tags :