Dilbert - 1996-07-07 -
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The Boss tells Dilbert, "I'll be writing your performance review this
afternoon." The Boss continues, "But this morning I'm helping my
daughter sell cub girl cookies." The Boss continues, "For your
shopping convenience I have assigned a name to each volume level."
Dilbert reads, "Zero to four boxes is the 'downsizer' volume . . ."
Dilbert reads, "Five to eight boxes is the 'low performer' volume
level." Dilbert writes on the order form and says, "Let's say six
hundred boxes." The Boss says, "Ahh . . . The 'fast tracker.' An
excellent choice." Dilbert asks, "What's your daughter's name?" The
Boss says, "Ooh . . . Gotta go." Wally says, "I only bought twelve
boxes. Now I'm the 'United Way' chairperson." Dilbert says, "I just
signed your name for six hundred more."
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