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       Ratbert stands on the Boss's desk and says, "I'd be perfect for the
       job in quality assurance.  Here's my resume."   The Boss looks at the
       resume and asks, "Are you bothered by the fact that half of your words
       are spelled wrong?"  Ratbert replies, "Nope!  I'm not even bothered by
       your anal-retentive behavior."   The Boss says, "You're hired.  Your
       bonus will equal negative 100% of your base salary, okay?" 
       Ratbert says, "I don't see any problem with that."
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