Dilbert - 1996-06-30 - 
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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table.  Dilbert holds a device and says,
       "I call my invention the D-Chip Television Filter."  Dogbert says, "I
       feel safer already."   Dilbert explains, "It screens out any show with
       violence."   Dogbert replies, "There goes the news, sports and
       dramas."   Dilbert says, "It also gets rid of shows that feature
       dishonesty or sexual innuendos."   Dogbert says, "Goodbye comedy and
       commercials."  Dilbert says, "Let's hook it up."   Dilbert sits on the
       couch holding the remote control and Dogbert sits on the backrest. 
       Dilbert looks at the television and says, "All we're getting is
       weather reports."   The newscaster says, "A huge tornado ripped
       through a . . ."  There is a beep and then only static.   Dilbert
       says, "It works!  The evil can't get to us now, Dogbert."  Dogbert
       says, "Unhook that #!*% thing or I'll rip off your leg and beat
       you to death with it."
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