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       Alice hands the Boss a document and says, "Here's a draft of my new
       objectives.  I tried to make them achievable."   The Boss reads, "No
       matter how stupid my co-workers are, I will not punch a hole in
       anyone's torso, rip out a vital organ and keep it in my cubicle as a
       warning to others."   Outside the Boss's office, Wally says to
       Dilbert, "I hope she gets those objectives approved."  Inside the
       office, Alice yells, "Yes!  It's measurable!"
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