Dilbert - 1996-06-23 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1996-06-23
       Dilbert tells Asok, "I won't always be around to be your mentor,
       Asok."   Dilbert hands Asok a diskette and says, "So I've captured all
       of my career wisdom in this software, which I call the 'Automentor.'" 
        Dilbert sits at his computer and asks, "Automentor, how can I achieve
       job satisfaction?"   The computer replies, "Try giving yourself a
       massage in your cubicle."   Asok asks, "Automentor, how can I make
       sure my accomplishments get noticed?"   A picture of Dilbert is on the
       screen.  The software replies, "That's not a problem at this company;
       nobody accomplishes anything."   Asok asks, "Should I look for a new
       job?"  The software replies, "Too late.  They don't call this place
       the 'resume stain' for nothing."   Asok stands behind Dilbert and
       asks, "How do you handle all the hopelessness?"  Dilbert hums and
       replies, "I give it to the new guy."
       Tags :