Dilbert - 1996-06-16 - 
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       The Boss sits at his desk and says, "Dilbert, I've decided to downsize
       you."   The Boss continues, "It's nothing personal, just an economic
       necessity."  Dilbert tugs nervously at his necktie.   The Boss says,
       "I calculated how much your salary was dragging down the value of my
       stock options."   The Boss continues, "Without you, I can afford to go
       to the movies one additional time per year."   The Boss continues,
       "And let's face it: recreation is important when one has a stressful
       job."   Dilbert waves his arms and says sarcastically, "Hey, why don't
       you downsize Wally instead.  You'll save enough in office supplies to
       buy popcorn too.  Sheesh!"   The Boss thinks, "Mmm . . ."   Wally asks
       Dilbert, "How'd it go?"  Dilbert says, "You know that team-building
       exercise we did last week?  It didn't take."
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