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       Dilbert walks through the house thinking, "Where's Dogbert?"   Dilbert
       sits on the couch and turns the television on with the remote control.
        He thinks, "Uh-oh."   On a tv commercial, Dogbert sits at a desk
       wearing a sorcerer's hat.  Dogbert asks, "Are you gullible?  Do you
       spend money on stupid stuff?"   Dogbert continues, "Call the 'Dogbert
       Gullible Friends Hotline' for help.  Only four dollars per minute."  
       On tv, a woman says into a telephone, "Hello, Dogbert.  I bought an
       exercise machine and I'm still lazy."   Dogbert says, "Please hold." 
       The woman replies, "Okay."   Dogbert says, "Call now, and I'll replace
       your old television with a new one that looks just like it, while you
       sleep!"   Dogbert continues, "If you don't have a touch tone phone,
       stay on the line . . . Until you get one."
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