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       Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table with a vendor.  Wally
       says, "You must do our bidding, Vendor.  We control your economic
       future."   Dilbert says, "Of course, our buying decision will be based
       solely on quantifiable performance measurements."   Dilbert stands at
       the end of the table holding a hoop.  The salesperson is on his hands
       and knees on the table.  Dilbert says, "Your competitor completed the
       'Vendor Challenge Course' in 37 seconds."  Wally adds, "And he gave us
       VERY nice t-shirts."
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