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       Dilbert walks into the office building carrying a laptop computer in a
       case.  A security guard with a huge head says to Dilbert, "Halt and
       submit to the mind scan of 'Brainitor, the Guardian of Security.'"  
       Brainitor closes his eyes, puts his hands on his head and says, "The
       bag contains one computer . . . 'Pentium' processor . . . one gig hard
       drive . . . highly fragmented . . ."   Brainitor continues, "Please
       wait while I optimize your hard disk . . ."  Dilbert says, "This is
       vaguely unsettling."
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