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       Dogbert sits at a desk.  The panel is titled "Business Language
       Explained."   Someone says, "We have to be more competitive."  Dilbert
       and Wally wear barrels instead of clothing.  Wally says, "Nice
       barrel."  Dilbert replies, "This old thing?"  The caption says,
       "Meaning: Say goodbye to salary increases."   Someone says, "We must
       focus on our core business."  The Boss feels his head and says,
       "Hello."  The caption says, "Meaning: We can't find our butts with
       both hands."   Someone says, "You are empowered."  Alice sits at her
       desk wearing a crown and saying, "I proclaim this to be 'Green Ink
       Day.'"  The caption says, "Meaning: You're the monarch of unimportant
       decisions."   Someone says, "We're reengineering your function."  A
       man and a horse are kicked out an office window.  The caption says,
       "Meaning: Adios, Tonto, and the horse you rode in on."   Someone says,
       "Training is essential."  A man at a desk asks, "You were a cannibal?"
        A man wearing a grass skirt and a bone in his hair replies, "I'm a
       people person."  The caption says, "Meaning: We're trying to hire some
       trained people."   Someone says, "We're market driven."  A woman doing
       research asks a man, "What's your favorite odor?"  The caption says,
       "Meaning: We blame customers for our lack of innovation."   Someone
       says, "We value employee input."  Dilbert tells the Boss, "Thanks for
       listening."  The Boss laughs hysterically.  The caption says,
       "Meaning: We think humor is important."
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