Dilbert - 1996-05-19 - 
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       Someone reaches for a door labeled "Dogbert's Dream Analysis."  
       Dogbert and a man sit at a conference table.  The man says, "I was in
       a big field full of tofu and carburetors."   Dogbert says, "It means
       you're a gullible moron.  That's $25 please."   A woman tells Dogbert,
       "Then I was running, running, running against the wind."  Dogbert
       replies, "That means you're ugly."   Wally tells Dogbert, "Then the
       butterfly turned into an opera singer."  Dogbert says, "That means
       you're bald."   Dilbert tells Dogbert, "Suddenly I saw a new algorythm
       for data compression."  Dogbert replies, "It means you're boring."  
       The Boss tells Dogbert, "Then I told the car dealer I wanted the
       anti-rust sealant, the extended warranty and the lease option."   The
       Boss asks, "What do you think it means?"  Dogbert replies, "It means
       I'm going to make some serious money today."
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