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       The Boss sits across from two men from the buying company who are
       sitting on a couch.  One man says, "In the 'due diligence' phase of
       our merger you will give us access to all of your proprietary
       information."   The Boss asks, "Wouldn't that let you know how to
       crush us competitively?  Couldn't you cancel the merger and take our
       customers without paying a cent?"   As the two men struggle to control
       themselves, they think, "Must . . . contain maniacal . . . laugh . .