Dilbert - 1996-05-12 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1996-05-12
       The Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Asok, Wally and an executive sit at a
       conference table.  The Boss says, "I'd like you all to meet our new
       vice president in charge of cost containment."   The VP says, "My
       first priority is to reduce our spiraling expenses for office
       supplies."   The VP continues, "From now on, your supply cabinet will
       be locked."   The VP continues, "The only key will be under the
       control of your bitter and inefficient secretary.  Questions?"   Asok
       raises his hand and says, "I am only an intern so please excuse this
       naive question . . ."   Asok continues, "I've noticed that the
       employees are all dispirited hollow shells, management is random and
       our products are shoddy."   Asok asks, "How are you going to solve
       that by making it hard to get supplies?"   The VP looks angry.  Asok
       says to Wally, "I thought you said they like honesty."  Wally
       whispers, "Ask how much he's paid.  It shows you care."
       Tags :