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       The Boss tells Dilbert, "I need to move you one cubicle down." 
       Dilbert asks, "Why?"   The Boss replies, "That way my people will
       still be in a square pattern."   The Boss explains, "You're in a
       random pattern now.  The symmetry is bad."   Dilbert says, "You want
       me to waste two days of work to move . . ."   Dilbert continues, "I'll
       have no phone and no network connection for a week . . ."   Dilbert
       continues, "I'll have to order new business cards and update my
       cubicle address on dozens of records."   Dilbert continues, "And you
       still won't have a SQUARE because there are FIVE of us."   A man
       stands in the door of Dilbert's cubicle holding a box.  He tells
       Dilbert, "I got downsized.  Apparently somebody complained that I
       formed a pentagon."  Dilbert replies, "That can happen."
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