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       The Boss approaches Dilbert and Alice carrying a box.  He says, "Great
       news!  The company set a new record for profits!"   The Boss
       continues, "That means t-shirts for everyone!"   The Boss continues,
       "You can choose from sizes 'small,' 'petite' or 'elfin.'"   Alice
       holds up a shirt and asks, "Shouldn't these have the company name or
       logo on them?"  The Boss replies, "Hey, that's an idea for next year!"
         Alice reads the label and says, "It's 1 percent cotton, 99 percent
       'miscellaneous' and all hand-made by authentic slave laborers."  
       Dilbert replies, "That's great!  With slave labor you don't have the
       problem that the shirts made on Fridays aren't as good!"   Alice asks,
       "Do you ever worry that our career expectations have gotten too low?" 
        Dilbert says, "Don't go there, Alice."  Wally walks in wearing a
       small shirt and says, "'Casual day,' here I come!"
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