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       A man says to Dilbert, "Yo, Dil-man!"  Dilbert sits at his desk and
       thinks, "Uh-oh, it's Ken from sales."   Ken says, "I told our biggest
       customers how great our next product will be.  Now nobody will buy our
       current product."   Ken asks, "When will the new version be
       available?"  Dilbert replies, "In a year or two."   Ken looks shocked.
         Ken says, "Hmm . . . I seem to have single-handedly destroyed an
       entire product line."   Ken continues, "Luckily our biggest competitor
       is hiring sales people.  And I'm betting THEY'LL have brisk sales this
       year!  Commissions galore!"   Dilbert thinks, "If there's justice in
       this world, the idiots will be punished . . ."   Dilbert thinks, ". .