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       Dilbert and Dogbert stand in front of the Boss's desk.  Dilbert says,
       "Dogbert would like to speak with you about the changes you made to my
       engineering proposal."   Dilbert lifts Dogbert onto the desk.  Dogbert
       says, "While Dilbert was getting his masters degree in electrical
       engineering . . ."   Dogbert continues, "You were majoring in art
       history so you could look at pictures of naked statues."   Dogbert
       continues, "Dilbert often contributes articles to technology
       publications."   Dogbert continues, "You, on the other hand, rub those
       same publications with a nickel, looking for hidden 'scratch and
       sniff' panels."   Dogbert says, "In summary . . ."   Dogbert shouts,
       "Never question an engineer's opinion, you thundering moron!"  
       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table.  Dilbert says, "Nicely done, but I
       wouldn't have said 'thundering.'"  Dogbert reads the proposal and
       says, "What were you drinking when you wrote this piece of crud?"
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