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       Dilbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase.  Dogbert sits on the
       couch reading the newspaper.  Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Today was a
       bad day.  First the vending machine stole my money . . ."   Dilbert
       continues, ". . . And by the end of the day I had been sentenced to
       death by the director of human resources . . ."  Dogbert reads and
       hums as he ignores Dilbert.   Still reading the paper, Dogbert says,
       "I've become totally desensitized to tragic news!"  Dilbert says, "The
       execution is scheduled for tomorrow.  I should call in sick."
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