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       The Boss says to Dilbert, "Go home, Dilbert.  Relax!  You're working
       too hard!"   Dilbert sits at his desk and says, "You told me to finish
       this by tomorrow.  You said it's urgent."   The Boss waves his arms
       and says, "Relax!  Go home!  Shoo!"   The caption says, "Suddenly
       Dilbert is sucked into the 'Boss Zone' where time and logic do not
       apply."  Dilbert's head disappears into a hole in time.   Dilbert
       floats by the Boss's head and asks, "How can I relax AND do urgent
       work at the same time?"   The Boss replies, "Work smarter, not
       harder."  Dilbert grabs his head and screams.   The caption says,
       "Mercifully, the angel of cynicism appears."  Dogbert flies up to
       Dilbert and says, "Slap something together in the morning.  He won't
       look at it anyway."   The caption says, "The inspirational moral . .