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       Ratbert, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table.  Ratbert
       says, "I had years of valuable experience as a rodent before I became
       vice president of marketing."   Ratbert continues, "My marketing plan
       is simple.  Each of you will cling to the leg of a technology
       columnist until we get some good press."   Dilbert approaches a
       technology columnist and says, "It looks like you're full."  The man
       has people clinging to both legs.  He responds, "You can cling to the
       cat until a space opens."
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