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       Dilbert sits at his desk and Dogbert sits on the desk behind him. 
       Dilbert says, "I wish I had an Ivy League degree so I could be
       promoted to vice president."  Dogbert responds, "You don't need one." 
        Dilbert says, "It's impossible to be a vice president without one." 
       Dogbert says, "I'll bet $100 I can turn a rat into a vice president." 
        Dogbert and Ratbert stand in front of a mirror.  Dogbert says, "That
       was good, but try saying it as though your soul just abandoned your
       body."  Ratbert says, "We've reorganized to focus on our core
       competency."
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