Dilbert - 1996-03-31 - 
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       The Boss says to Alice, Wally and Dilbert, "It's my honor to present
       this special bonus check to Barry."   Alice turns to the man next to
       her and says, "That's you."  The man stares straight ahead as he
       replies, "MY name is Barry??"   The Boss says, "This is for working
       hundreds of hours of overtime."   The Boss continues, "While you
       quitters were going home by 9 pm every night . . ."   The Boss
       continues, "Barry remained at work staring at his computer for hours."
        Barry eats the bonus check.   The Boss continues, "It's important to
       recognize extra effort."   The Boss continues, "Sadly, that's the end
       of the special bonus budget for the year."  Barry burps.   Wally says,
       "In retrospect, I shouldn't have told Barry that his screen saver is
       an epic miniseries."  Dilbert and Alice glare at him.
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